ADVERTISEMENT: Nigeria Paying Generous Sums To Anyone Who Can Campaign Calumniously Against Shia Muslims, Iran

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We would like to advertise on behalf of the Nigerian Security department the recruitment of individuals or synthetic organisations willing and able to suggest or participate in any innovative or ridiculous campaign of hate against Nigeria’s Shia Muslims, the Islamic movement or Iran.

Many such drifters have been generously rewarded.

Make hay while the sun shines, especially in these times of austerity.

Many ex-convicts and Jonathanians have already taken the offer. TAN leader, Udenta Udenta just signed up. U.K. ex-convict Adeka Onyilo didn’t miss out.

Advantages:

Immediate juicy payment

Money for clothes and banners

A chance to set-up and kickstart your own non governmental sham organisation

Immediate full publicity guaranteed for you and your organisation across all Nigerian national dailies

This is an offer too sweet to refuse.

All are enjoined to apply.