Passenger Writes Letter To The (Outgoing) First Lady Of The Federal Republic Of Nigeria

Dear Patience Jonathan,

How is everything going for you and the rest of the crowd in Aso rock? How are the Goats eating Yam in our National Barn?, I hope none has died of over feeding or constipation?

I write this Letter in response to your statement, “WE ARE NOT CONDUCTOR SO WE DON’T ASK FOR CHANGE.”

I just want to tell you that in the real sense of it, bus conductors do not ask for CHANGE. It’s usually the passenger who ask for CHANGE. Your Husband, Goodluck Jonathan was chosen as the driver to convey Nigerians to their destination; PDP was appointed the conductor; and the Nigeria Masses were and are still the passengers.

As passenger, we had paid our bus fares in 2011 using the vote currency and now, we are demanding for our CHANGE.

Usually, bus conductors do not agree to give the passenger their CHANGE easily (at least not without fight or exchange of words).

Like the Bus conductors we know, PDP doesn’t intend to give us the CHANGE that is due us even when they know this is the right thing to do.

But we the Nigerians masses (who lives without amenities; who are unemployed; who do not feel secure at home and in public place; who have been designated as target for shooting practice etc) have decided to get our CHANGE from the conductor (PDP and cabal).

I wonder why you are against CHANGE because even you are changing so many things; you Changed UMBRELLA to UMBLERRA, you changed PRINCIPAL to PLINSPAR, you changed PRESIDENT to PLESDENT.

This is why even you ought to vote for CHANGE.

Thanks for gathering your things as you prepare to quit ASO ROCK back to OTUEKE or OKIRIKA, the choice is yours.

Yours sincerely, Comrade Mahmud Muhammad Passenger 2015