Need a Rich, Sexy Hot, Sugar Mummy or Sugar Daddy? Agent Joseph Will Hook You Up

July 25th, 2012

Do you really need a rich, sexy hot, sugar mummy or sugar daddy? Then contact me on ..081079068** (AGENT JOSEPH)

Are you good in bed?? Do you really need a rich hot sexy sugar mummy or sugar daddy that can change your life completely with money and influence, so get the opportunity to meet sugar mummies from all works of life, politician, bankers, oil ladies, executives, directors, gold ladies, cash money ladies, ITA GIWA group of friends, doctors, Dubai ladies, London based ladies, ladies willing to pay as much as 90-150k per night,and get the best exclusive VIP arrangement anywhere in Nigeria, LAGOS, ABUJA, CALABAR, DELTA, ANAMBRA, PORTHARCOURT, RIVERS, KOGI, KADUNA, JOS, ABIA, IBADAN, ONDO, BENIN, we have some hot rich sugar mummies who are urgently in need of sugar boys and some rich daddies who are looking for young girls to spend their money on, SO HURRY UP NOW AND GET A CHANCE TO MEET SUGAR MUMMIES AND DADDIES OF YOUR DREAM

What you just read above is a real commercial, out of Nigeria. Nope, not a hoax, we picked it up-with a little grammatical editing-  from this page on

And there are tons like it hurriedly posted up wherever the entrepreneurs can get a chance on various Nigerian media. (cover image), Nairaland, topix, etc. They are marketing aggressively. A google search pops up a fresh, overloading conversation.

The ad is basically the same, ‘do you need a sugar mommy, we got the hook up’. And then the agents name. Some of the popular agents are ‘John Steve’, ‘Agent Joseph’, ‘Agent Wilson’, and the ‘Desmond Adebayo connection group’.

NewsRescue recently published an article on European sex-tourists ladies seeking young African men, we do know these things do happen. So we played the ‘sugar son’ and tried agent Joseph’s number to see how real this is. Our preliminary investigations had indicated that many of these are scams.

Agent Joseph promptly picked up his phone. He spoke clear and confident.

‘What’s your name and your location?’ he asked.

Sugar mummies

‘Once we get your name, your location, what you do for a living and other vital descriptions of you, we will go ahead to get you hooked up’, he further responded.

We asked him whether he had foreign clients. He responded that he had some foreign clientele, but that for first time gigolos, we will start with the bottom of the barrel.

‘How much do I make?’, I asked him. ‘Do I have to pay?’

‘You start from the bottom,’ he responded, ‘we have top paying ladies who are our regular customers, they we only give to top performance, known gigolos. They pay N30, N50,000, N100,000 ($200-650) and more. You are just starting, so we hook you up for just N3,000, N5,000.'($20-35) per meeting.’

‘Do I have to pay first?’, I ask, because this is a prime check tool to detect pure scams. Once you are told to pay upfront, you are more than likely to be in a pure scam. The scammer simply vigorously posts a lucrative, attractive opportunity and collects the enrollment fees from new applicants everyday and runs with this. Making appreciable daily income.

‘Yes, you pay upfront’, agent Joseph replied, ‘Our job is simply to hook you up with the lady, from that point on, you guys continue the arrangement independent of us. So we collect payment from both parties. As you start, we will probably collect about N3-5,000 from you and hook you up with your first sugar mommy. She pays us too. Later on, as you move up the ladder, you start to make good money.’

‘So just text me your details and we get you hooked up’, he wraps up.

Just another Nigerian scam

From our comprehensive research, we conclude that it is a simple and easy scam. There may exist some of this dirty business out there, there are gigolos and sugar mommies and daddies, but not the ones advertising online. You are simply going to pay your enrollment fees and wait for ever, while Agent Joseph ‘pops bottles’, on your tab every night.

And there are tons of Nigerians online actively seeking these sugar mummy hookups. Take a look at the page from an ad site below. Names, emails, phone numbers, gigolo sugar boys are on the dirty, desperate prowl:

Nigeria simply buzzes with all types of schemes to make a quick buck, these people can even sell their body parts for some largesse. Oh, they actually do already,- Nigerians Selling Kidneys in Asia; $30,000 a Pop