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Breaking: “Stealing Is Now Corruption,” President-Elect Buhari Declares [Satire] – NewsRescue.com

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buhari osinA few minutes ago Nigeria’s president-elect Muhammadu Buhari declared that stealing is corruption. In a press statement the former General said he will make all necessary arrangements to update all state documents and educational textbooks to that effect.

Buhari said, “from now on let all be notified that stealing shall be corruption and likewise acts of corruption shall be regarded and dealt with as stealing. Let there be no ambiguity.”

The General further stated that this important new legislation will be applied retroactively due to the critial needs of the broke nation.

-Adapted by NewsRescue from Shafiu Haladu original. This piece is satire

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